• A seizure is a Roman emperor
• A terminal illness is when ur sick at de airport
• A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go
• An appendix is something u find in d back of a book,but if it gets in people,it has to be taken out
• Dew is formed on leaves wen the sun shines down on them and make them perspire
• H20 is hot water n C02 is cold water.

Title: Lie That Saves His Life

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to a window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking and hulking man plops down in de seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy start to feel airsick, but hes afraid to wake the big guy up so he can go to the bathroom.

He knows he cant climb over him, so the little guy sits there, looks at de big guy and tries to decide wad to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrallable wave of nausea passes through the little guy.

He cant hold it any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest.

5 minutes later, the big guy wakes up, looks down and sees the vomit all over him

"So",says the little guy,"are u feeling better now?"

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hahahaahah...geddit people?well here is sumting else i found in a magazine...

n to sayang...dun tink nonsense k biler u bacer ni...

ni i cumer amek darik buku jek...

Title: 10 things u can say abt ur CAR but nt your GIRLFRIEND...

1. I got her from a friend of mine
2. Great set of headlights
3. She's old,but still works fine
4. There's this funny smell inside
5. I only use her once a week to go to the supermarket and buy groceries
6. I wash her like maybe once a month
7. Her spare tire is only a few months old
8. Sure, u can borrow her
9. Wah piang eh,she drinks a lot of oil mannn.
10. Im thinking of trading her in for a new one

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haha k its funny to me lar..n sayang...bacer tol2 ehk its...its "say abt ur car" but nt ur girlfriend.

tk mah salah phm k...n oso noe dis...i wud never say anyhing like dat to my car oso..

cos u wanna noe y?

its a FERRARI..haha!

hu wud want to say those stuffs abt a FERRARI

i wud neva wanna criticise my FERRARI

wakaka.syg...i nk beli FERRARI...bleh kan syg?

i nk beli yg ni...bleh kn??Atau yg blakang2 dier tu u nk?

or yg ni?...u tolong i chus boleh bebeh??

i tk tau maner nk chus...

boleh eh i beli salah satu keta ni syg?

nnty kiter leh njoy sesamer...wakaka.

*winks*

muah!...SYGGGGG U!.