did i ever mention to u guyz b4 tat i sooo LLOOVVEE jokes???!!!...hahaha =x...i guess i did...sooo yeah here's more 4 u to enjoy n laugh bout..........
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Stress Reliever # 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband : "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife : "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband : "What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife : "Yes, we used night clubs."
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Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam : "Let me see your report card."
Son : "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate."Terrible!" the roommate answered."He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever # 8
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up : "We are all human beans."
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Stress Reliever # 9
Interviewer to Millionaire : "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire : "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer : "Wow, she must be some woman.What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire : "A Billionaire"
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Stress Reliever # 10
Girl to her boyfriend : One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies : Thanks for the warning.
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Stress Reliever # 11
A husband was asked : "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied : "Depends, if I can find a phone."
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Stress Reliever # 12
Man to wife on wedding night : "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"
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Stress Reliever # 13
Question : "Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S?"
Answer : "Because people started licking the wrong side."
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Stress Reliever # 14
A wife asked her husband : "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied : "I like your sense of humour."
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Stress Reliever # 15
Doctor to his lady patient : "You look terribly weak and exhausted!Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"
Lady replied : "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
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n oh yeah...
I SOOOOO LOVE BABY SEALS!!!
so plz, plzzz, plzzzzz help to protect 'em
so plz, plzzz, plzzzzz help to protect 'em
T_T